But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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