8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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