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(619): View more from California

I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo

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(865): View more from Tennessee

I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover

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(660): View more from Missouri

Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!

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(415): View more from California

I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...

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(309): View more from Illinois

I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

So was this before or after he cried about trump?

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After

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me

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