Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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