maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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