Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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