Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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