Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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