Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I met the friendliest cop last night
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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