Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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