Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
