Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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