used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
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