office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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