Dual....:-)
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
He's on the porch naked. Help.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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