You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize
