I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
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