i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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