Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
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