i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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