was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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