Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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