That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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