Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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