he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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