Swine flu. Run for my life!
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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