Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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