Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
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