where does the pee come out of this thing
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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