Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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