Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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