Don't you send me to vm
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
He passed out mid-signature
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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