hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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