Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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