Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
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