Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
lol hangovers are for mortals.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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