he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I am mentally ready for anal.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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