oh god the rape fog is back!
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
Randomize