8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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