all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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