I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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