I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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