I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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