used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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