i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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