I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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