summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
You may now shotgun with the bride
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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