i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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