with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
i just had sex bonerless
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
You are a genius and a whore.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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