She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
My legs feel like baby dolphins
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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