do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
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