You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I will be naked everywhere
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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