Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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