I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
