I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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