fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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