i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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