idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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