I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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