It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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