doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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