I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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